one day, deep in the black forest of death....

!!!
Daniel was walking with 3 lonely exclamation points, & matt just got done changing a lightbulb he had found in the forest, so they could see now. so it's not so black foresty. Brazzy came in and joined the party that was forming.
As Brazzy came in singing "I've got hugs for you, if you were born in the eighties", Matt & Daniel started to dance. A very robo dance.
Then, the chimichanga materialized. They now had a nifty Asian-made (but Mexican-themed) vehicle to ride around the forest in. So they all got in the chimichanga Asian-Mexican car. the chimizilla mobile! and set off singing "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto" and mariachi songs.

Jeff & the Hurricane

there's this guy, see, & his name is Jeff. he fights off hurricanes with his calming acoustic music. & he always succeeds.

how about this...

...gerbils in nice suits and they work for the universal power company. They can give your house electrical or nuclear power from other planets. They care about you and your family. They also have a nice selection of cheese and wind turbines. they're environment-friendly. They are in that commercial too, the one with the children flying off swings.
The head gerbil is Sir Frances vert Cheeses. He was elected by the hamsters and ferrets of South America. It was for purely political reasons. Yes indeed. Because the gerbils wanted a monopoly in the fuel business. But seeing that the Congress outlawed that, the gerbils started a socialist or communist party. They weren't sure which. So they called it Gerbils Anonymous. Not to be confused with Alcoholics Anonymous, because that's crazy talk.

Mighty Triangle

Long ago, the triangle was the mightiest of all musical instruments. It held a power above all else. Anyone lucky enough to have this...became a hero with a really cool name. A name such as Balderdash, or Fleabiter, or Papa-Slap. But the triangle was lost in a great war between the Eskimos or unruhs and one brazzy. This was known as the great violence and violin war. The Terrible Vios, as it was commonly known, raged on for three decades filled with musicians searching for the great Triangle, but even if they did, none could learn how to play it, because to do so it was required that they eat five barrels of candy, and none of them had the almighty Sweet Tooth. The Eskimos would stop at nothing to find the Sweet Tooth, and therefore the Triangle, before Brazzy.
He had no knowledge that he possessed it or could play it, for he had lain it away in a secret location so secret that he had subconsciously hidden so he couldn't remember where it was. That is where the unruhs came in. They wanted to support Brazzy in his quest for the Triangle, so they used their German Indian blood to attempt to make magic bring the Triangle's location to Brazzy's mind (The unruhs where a nice lot. They had found brazzy dead on the side of the road once, brought him back with their magic, and they have been friends ever since). Brazzy met them at their hut to begin the ceremony.
"Brazzy, step forward into the fire," the elder Unruh commanded.
As commanded, he did so, and then a fire spawned around him, it was a sapphire color, and then he fell asleep. He then dreamed of all the things he hid in his subconscious.
Blacksmiths.
The toothfairy.
Chariots of fi- no water! water.
That's where he hid it.. at the water park!!!! So unruhs and brazzy traveled to the water park to find the triangle. But where in the park was it?
Above the funnel of death! The most fearsome water ride the world had ever known! They had to ride fast enough to launch themselves toward the top, a practically impossible feat. They rushed forward toward the mega cool giant water roller coaster wetness. But guarding it was a candy giant named Clyde.
"You have yet to acquire the almighty Sweet Tooth," Clyde screeched.
Brazzy stepped foward to confront the giant, so he showed him his gumpers, revealing the sweet tooth. Daniel then stepped forward, declaring, "Let me take care of this," and pulled out his famous burrito. Then Daniel put the burrito down and killed the giant with another giant that he had hidden in a fig tree.
"Now we must acquire the Triangle! Onward to the rollercoaster!" Matt shouted.
And onward they went.
And stood in line for 5 hours
They had some people hold their place in line. They went to go eat in a nice restaurant.
The food was the best they ever had.
And now returning to the fight they came to find the triangle just sitting there, so Daniel took the triangle, and had it melted down into three smaller triangles. For fun. And the triangles were distributed, one for each warrior, and Brazzy taught them how to play.
Yyyyyyyaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
the end

adventure time

Matt's at the table eating an orange when police sirens wail in the distance. Jacob's on the run from robbing a bank, and Matt just remembered that the house he was in wasn't his house, so he's got to move, but he left the keys to the car outside. So he runs out into the street with his orange and waves his arms until Jacob rounds the block, and jumps in the car when Jacob stops.
Jacob asks, “Do you have it?”
“Yes,” Matt replies, with an enormous smile, and shows his partner the orange.
They hi-five and then stop at a red light with the 24 billion dollars that Jacob stole. Matt jumps out of the car and runs into the 7eleven, punches the guy behind the counter when Matt distracts him with a question about bubblegum, and steals two smoothies. He then gets back in the car just as the light turns green, and hands Jacob a smoothie.
“I'm too cool for smoothies,” Matt states, as he throws out his smoothie.
“You are missing out on a good Kiwi smoothie,” Jacob coolly returns.
They then pull up to a motel, ask for a room under the names James Van Heckle and Toby. They consequently stay there for three days, eating pizza and such foods. They leave once the three days are up, and take an Audi that they "borrowed". Matt drives the Audi through town, until a police officer stops them (they didn’t want to seem suspicious). He asks the criminals if they’re those two guys, and they say (in unison), “No we're those three.” The policeman then says, “Move along,” because the criminals were not the droids he's looking for. As the thieves drive away, Jacob sticks out his hand and yells, “LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!!”
And the policeman did. He bought a house in Spain with his Laosian wife, but they never learned German. Instead, they learned Croatian.
The two meet up with Daniel, where he and his wife Jackie keep them safe, until they build a space ship to fly to the moon with Frank Sinatra and the rest of the Rat Pack, so it was a rat race to space, sort of. Upon reaching the moon, they build a fortress so the law would never find them. They fought the law, but the law never won, actually. They then establish new order, and a new country. It was christened New Republic of the Moon. It was a democracy, with awesomeness.
They also made experiments on rocks, because they were the most responsive. They found the cure to cancer that way, so all of the people were well. They also found a moon creature they dubbed the space camel. It was cool, so they tamed some, and called one Theodore. The camels’ milk also had special abilities when drunken, the former thieves soon found out. The milk can make you fly. But it was kind of stupid, since they were on the moon, so they hadn’t found a use for it yet. However, they may sell it to Earth. Or the Martians. They're nice people. Er, aliens. Whoever. It’s great to have gold.
The two bandits became kings of New Republic. And they wrote a book of all their discoveries, it was called The Fantastic Journeys of the Southern Gentleman, and it was a bestseller on the New Republic Times booklist. It was then made into a film by the guy who directed Lord of the Rings. However, it got terrible reviews. But who reads, anyways?
They do, the kings who ruled the fist on many men and that had a heart of gold. But only they, because they have an iron fist, each. They cost $18.99 at Wal-Mart on Black Friday, and there was only two. They were lucky. Many wanted them. The kings fought. Through hundreds and thousands of great warlords and gods. But they all felt the sting and wrath of the kings’ twisted metal. As good as they were, none were good enough to stand against the kings and live. The kings of New Republic took the mythic items with pride and glory, and walked out of the store, victorious. They were so great that they took on new names. King Jacob became Thorax, god of Lightning and Gumby. King Matt became god of Fire and Oranges. With their Irónica Fists, Matt’s enormous sword and Jacob’s malignant hammer, they proclaimed at the top of our voices: “We have slain the wicked and injustice. We now retire to the skies.” Requiescat in Pace