Mighty Triangle

Long ago, the triangle was the mightiest of all musical instruments. It held a power above all else. Anyone lucky enough to have this...became a hero with a really cool name. A name such as Balderdash, or Fleabiter, or Papa-Slap. But the triangle was lost in a great war between the Eskimos or unruhs and one brazzy. This was known as the great violence and violin war. The Terrible Vios, as it was commonly known, raged on for three decades filled with musicians searching for the great Triangle, but even if they did, none could learn how to play it, because to do so it was required that they eat five barrels of candy, and none of them had the almighty Sweet Tooth. The Eskimos would stop at nothing to find the Sweet Tooth, and therefore the Triangle, before Brazzy.
He had no knowledge that he possessed it or could play it, for he had lain it away in a secret location so secret that he had subconsciously hidden so he couldn't remember where it was. That is where the unruhs came in. They wanted to support Brazzy in his quest for the Triangle, so they used their German Indian blood to attempt to make magic bring the Triangle's location to Brazzy's mind (The unruhs where a nice lot. They had found brazzy dead on the side of the road once, brought him back with their magic, and they have been friends ever since). Brazzy met them at their hut to begin the ceremony.
"Brazzy, step forward into the fire," the elder Unruh commanded.
As commanded, he did so, and then a fire spawned around him, it was a sapphire color, and then he fell asleep. He then dreamed of all the things he hid in his subconscious.
Blacksmiths.
The toothfairy.
Chariots of fi- no water! water.
That's where he hid it.. at the water park!!!! So unruhs and brazzy traveled to the water park to find the triangle. But where in the park was it?
Above the funnel of death! The most fearsome water ride the world had ever known! They had to ride fast enough to launch themselves toward the top, a practically impossible feat. They rushed forward toward the mega cool giant water roller coaster wetness. But guarding it was a candy giant named Clyde.
"You have yet to acquire the almighty Sweet Tooth," Clyde screeched.
Brazzy stepped foward to confront the giant, so he showed him his gumpers, revealing the sweet tooth. Daniel then stepped forward, declaring, "Let me take care of this," and pulled out his famous burrito. Then Daniel put the burrito down and killed the giant with another giant that he had hidden in a fig tree.
"Now we must acquire the Triangle! Onward to the rollercoaster!" Matt shouted.
And onward they went.
And stood in line for 5 hours
They had some people hold their place in line. They went to go eat in a nice restaurant.
The food was the best they ever had.
And now returning to the fight they came to find the triangle just sitting there, so Daniel took the triangle, and had it melted down into three smaller triangles. For fun. And the triangles were distributed, one for each warrior, and Brazzy taught them how to play.
Yyyyyyyaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
the end