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Sunday, June 26, 2011

how about this...

...gerbils in nice suits and they work for the universal power company. They can give your house electrical or nuclear power from other planets. They care about you and your family. They also have a nice selection of cheese and wind turbines. they're environment-friendly. They are in that commercial too, the one with the children flying off swings.
The head gerbil is Sir Frances vert Cheeses. He was elected by the hamsters and ferrets of South America. It was for purely political reasons. Yes indeed. Because the gerbils wanted a monopoly in the fuel business. But seeing that the Congress outlawed that, the gerbils started a socialist or communist party. They weren't sure which. So they called it Gerbils Anonymous. Not to be confused with Alcoholics Anonymous, because that's crazy talk.

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